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Home made Sunday lunch, the dogs nads

Runny curry on the way in and out.

I eat too much pizza!

Pizza close up....

This was slop, well done Malaysian airline the award for worst food goes to you.

This was a dinosaur steak; I like to think they killed the last just for me. I was so nice and on a sizzle plate.

King prawns

Pasta, pasta pasta

Spicy chicken and chick peas, it looked the same on the way out.

Stuffed peppers and stuff

BBQ meat,mmmmm

Very rich I could only manage 3 slices.

More tea vicar? No but I’ll have some tart..or maybe cake.

Mother’s milk

Mmmm Italian

A pile of meat and eggs to start the day, the dogs nads

I started eating as I was starving and chewing my face off!

Angry cake!

More strange food

This just takes the piss and clogs your heart

I don’t know what this was but it looks stodgy

Just like on sopranos eating cannoli and discussing whacking somebody.

Salad in a taco, belly busting!

Fish and chips, they wrapped it in paper to give you that seaside flavour.

Something healthy for a change and it was yummy.

Pie and cold coffee, the dogs nads

I saw this in a shop, now I need to find the dinosaur eggs!

Dinner in a box, it was yummy.

Pub curry, left me farting all afternoon!

Baby bell on the burgers, just like they do in the savoy

I remember eating this is was nice Thai green curry, the next day going to the loo was like I started a period from my bum hole.

MASSIVE Sunday lunch, home made I might add.

The classic, chicken and chips.

This was a pub lunch for a mouse, fuck all meat!

This cost like $12.00 for some leafs and chicken! Credit Crunch my arse.

Sunday dinner with extra veg, it sat on me for hours!

This was a nice pie but no gravy! Twats

Yum - Yum nufff said

Its got food in it! I had two and felt pissed.

Meat pie, mash and peas in a card box with gravy.

The starter with pea sauce and bacon bits

Pizza close up.

Apple Tart mmmmmmmm

They put the chips in a pile! Twat's

beef burgers, bombay potatoes, coleslaw, green beans and a mini baby bell. I should open a restaurant!

The meat was Faggots. Yep Faggots Google it. Yummy.

Pizza from down the road I ate the lot.

You gotta cook prawns just right or you'll get the shits. No shits this time.

It's the chocolate sauce that fucks you over!

Christmas dinner in the summer! I'm crazy I know.

Five yorkshire pudding!! and a beer...

A bigger fork please!

cholesterol,cholesterol,cholesterol

Cheese on pies....

Gammon is the dogs nads. Notice the green!!

Sunday dinner is the best meal ever..ever!

POP

This was the dogs nads Rocky Road

Office lunch while I close the million dollar deals!

Pub stir-fry

I ate this then wondered why my arse was burning the next day!

A vat of yummy curry

Banoffee pie. Say no more.

This burnt on the way out..mmmm spicy!

This was a nice pub lunch. A pot of meat filled to the brim with a floating crusty top. Yum - Yum

Room service sir…WHAT! No hash browns, no beans, no black pudding take it away you cunt.

Vodka and Coke

Going...Going...

I almost pissed myself when I was handed this Cheery Ripe is……

Home made pizza and salad.

This was all for me..I ate the lot.

Lunch for a man and the nail clippers in the background set this off!!

Spicy on the way in and out!

Dipped in chocolate this was the dogs nads I could have ate two!

This took the piss it was larger than my stomach

Just a light lunch I ate the fukin lot

Posh kebab on a plate the dogs nads

Not enough mash or peas

Friday night dinner.

Pub lunch it was OK

Take out

Red Curry its was ace but gave me the shits for days!!

This was spicy as fuck

quorn stir fry and noodles

He's not my uncle.

Jamie Oliver got nothing on me, except his TV show, cooking books and millions of dollars. Nothing I tell you.

This fukin blew my ass away.

Sunday lunch, it was nice but needed more yorkshire puddings.

This was nice but gave me the runny shits.

I was fucked after eating this I couldn’t move for hours.

Only a man can manage 4 Yorkshire puddings with his pork!

My friend is in Thailand and this is his dinner, all I can say is coconut tops it off. The food looks OK I bet he’s really hungry after fucking all those ladyboys. Remember if in doubt keep it out!!

lamb - it was the dogs nads but gone in seconds.

Meat pie, chips and beans the dogs nads.

Thickly butters bread and curly fries with fish. DONE.

Can’t remember what this was, but it looks like slop.

This fucked me up for the day.

Tender steam broccoli and chicken kef = Garlic & Veg breath

I woke up fating like a bastard in the morning..mmm carrots.

Leg of lamb, it was ok but fucking over priced.

calzone was OK but fuck all cheese.

Salmon with salad made it myself. The dogs nads.

Although the lasagne looks nice it was fucking microwaved and hotter than the sun. It was shit.

It's easer to get fat than fit, that's what I say.

breakfast in a frying pan!

Home made.

Fucking great canteen lunch

I don't remember eating this.

This gave me the runny shits but it taste good.

Summer lunch.

Meat on a stick.

A small Sunday lunch.

The fukin dogs nads

Snack

Farting like a bastard

Sunday Salmon

Luxury M&S fish fingers

Fingers 1

medley of carrots, medley of farts.

Homemade chicken curry with sweet potato. I was bloated and farting for hours.

foreign food, garlic bread...

fish fingers or known in the trade as mashed fish heads.

this was fucking mega chocolaty

I just took the horns off and wiped its ass.

Finger-Lickin' Slap-your-Mama Wings

A light snack.

Mash day.

Kid’s food, yep we all know kids like to chew these bad boys.

Pub snack with hairy pickles.

Nice and simple but hungry again straight after

The goat’s cheese makes the meal healthy.

McShit

Sunday luncheon a man's luncheon.

Pumpkin soup and toast and don’t forget the crotons’

Side salad and a glass of wine all I needed was Barry White and it’s a night of self seduction!!

Waffles are the muts nutz

Seven sugars and I’m ready to go.

OK so it’s not food but what’s the film?

Just a little snack.

It’s the garlic bread that sinks you.

Healthy option

Chilli con carnie

A bit of a mix

Salmon and chips

Nachos

Mmmmmmm

Happy face dinner

pie mash and mushy peas

Curry and a half!

Angel delight the dogs nads...

Sunday lunch

A little Snack

Apple pie and custard

Homemade curry spicy in the way in and out!

Gammon with a chucky egg

Sweet potato, plate on my knees.

mountain of cauliflower

Mashed carrot and fish. Mmmm nice

Covered in cheese

Come on, you know that looks good.

Stage one choppy

cut

Needy roll

The base

The swirl makes the difference

You can see I folded the edges over but what you don’t see it the cheese. Now it’s a stuffed crust.

More topping

Cheese me up Scotty

Almost done.

bon appetit

Tuna bake

Pizza and laptop

A mountain of food covered in Tommy sauce

Salmon nice

veg tastic

A man's meal

A bit of spinach on the side

Pie, I don’t remember what sort.

Scampi

Pancakes, peaches and ice cream…delish.

Breakfast on the run

Sunday lunch

scramble

this gave me the shits

mint

It helps digestion, hahah

double

With fries

A little bit of dressing

Summer dinner

calzone

Chicken dinner

A minute on the lips…

thai green curry

Pork pie

Snack

I was fucked after this.

Carrot cake, I made it.

A vat of curry

A light snack

Stuffed pepper

Onion rings

More Pizza

Spinach

Goat’s cheese

More cheese

Almost done

Pizza Bosh...